it's a cold, and it's a broken hallelujah

phon3y:

I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

(Source: unlucky-artist, via thatfunnyblog)

itssimplysam23:

godamnmiley:

is there any ellen fandom bc i want to join.

Isn’t all of Tumblr the Ellen fandom?

(Source: pleathe, via quinessential)

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance, via sethsethinertia)

chdori:

every time this comes on my dash i watch it and every time it becomes even funnier than the time before and eventually it will be so funny that i will literally have an aneurysm and die.

(Source: coolator, via cliffordgmikey)